Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Heads Up!



Hello everyone! it your favorite Hatsune Miku loving Dinosaur expert! all the fans.... (so far i only see 2 of you) have been wondering Where i am... well, i found out about nicks secret, met Miku at a LIVE concert on my Birthday, AND got a new tattoo! unfortunately, due to real life pressers and my general laziness, i have yet to make a new BEA yet. however i AM making one! and I'm hear with a sneak preview of my last episode of season 1 and beginning of season 2! lets se-RING RING- oh! hold on...


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well that was Funtastic! i think... so anyway.. the last episode of season 1 will be a continuation from Creatures of the cosmos, and well explore more into the Galaxy. and foe the first episode of the second season it will take place at my Birthday! and will begin a new thing i want for my toon.... a STORY ARK! also I'm planing on reorganising my site to! it will have a new dinopedia, comics and other goodies! i just want to tell you this so you don't think I'm giving up. also, i hope somebody finds this site awesome and puts this on TV tropes.org! i can just imagine what it mite be like!

one last thing. congratulations Traumador the Tyrannosaur for the new site update you are working on. i mean really! Motion and Audio! Just Like ME! Hilarity will ensue!

See u later!


PS sorry Monty Mononykus for the unfortunate loss of your pet Coelurosauravus. may he rest in peace. on the plus side, you don't have to get lizard food!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Jenny wakeman: Antagonist! More news at 7!

XJ9prank # 20x6

Antagonist!
we all know jenny is (normally) a fancy super hero.... (in MLAATR anyway) but since BEA is from MY point of view and shes my worst ( but not arch) enemy, that wold make her THE ANTAGONIST! MUAHAHAHA! bringing THAT point up in a conversation always makes for a good way to get the Teenage robotoborg cheesed off!



Exampal plees!

Note: ending the conversation with the words "JUST ANNOYING" adds that extra Grogarmaty for the thing!

Remember Comment, rate, and follow your Second favored blog next to Tromador tyrannosaur Chronicles! ( or if your the MLAATR fans that watch this the Teenage roblog)

PS. i maneg to get my website on the locol paper last week and its writen that jenns the "Antagonist" of the show. LOL im SOOOOO BAD SOMTIMES! >:)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

BEA: the JOB

du to Prodosin Economic problems, Nick tells Bruce and Jenny to get a job at the mall. and it gos exactly how you think it wold... DISASTROUS!

WARNING: contains Extreme MIKU MIKU BACTERIA watch at your own risk!

Comment, rate, and follow!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

BEA: Ode to Freinds






Fun fact about Deinocherius:
  • thay have the LONGEST ARMS of Any dinosaur



  • thay eat all sorts of plants.



  • thay apparently have long yellow tungs.


i hope you injoy'd my video. please comment, rate, and Follow.

OH.... NO! ( KICK!)
SCORE!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Importand news about Paleantolagy!

You guys LESSEN VARY CARFALY!!!!! THIS IS VARY IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT DINOSAURS AND SUCH! but first a chimpanzee riding a sigway! and now for that important news... But first a side news! i was looking up "XJ9 jenny" on google images 2 day THEIR WAS NO REASON FOR THIS I WAS FORCED TO IT I DIDN'T DO IT AT MY OWN WILL OK MAYBE I DID BUT I WAS BORD!!!!!!!!! i found This! SEE IT?!?!?!?!? SEE!!! OK now that i told you all

that NOW FOR THE NEWS! But first The Weather report! OK NOW I'm going to tell you NO JOKE! DINO'S IN COLOUR! a resent discovery shows that Sinosauroptrix had stripes on its tail and some Red & Orange plumage!
Hears 2 Sinosauroptrix Showing their Stuffs

hears the full article! http://news.discovery.com/dinosaurs/dinosaur-colors-tail-feathers.html
And now.... By guys! remember to follow coment and rate!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Whut did BRUCE do to jenny this time?!

Hello Blogs from Canada, China, Japan, Free country USA, Strongbadia, Texas, Mega Texas, Super mega Texas, Extra.... i come to you today with a New segment on my blog id like to call....

in this, I will tell you about different ways to Prank, make fun of, AND/OR just plain have fun with Everyone favorite Teenage robot!

XJ9P# 157

Elephant Toothpaste

for this you will have to know a bit of science.... so i was unable to do this for a LONG time. but anyway... Jenn ( like Meany robots that are oil driven) need an oil change... which is the robot equivalent of... Yea.... this Prank in particular is PERFECT for me. hers how it goes..... first put something called Sodium iodide in the bowl Next put hydrogen peroxide in the top... then Wait.... ( and hope know one needs to use the loo before your target) then when thay flush a huge foamy mess will come out of the bowl! iz STEAMING HOT and it expands FAR! hmm... jenny shod be done her more resent oil change rite.... about....... ...... NOW!

makes me fell good i didn't do the Take-off-the-toilet-seat-in-da-girls-washroom-gag, i may have got... THIS GUN instead of the one that just turned my skin into charcoal now.. BUT i did get to have another Successful prank! i hurt, but i fell SO good! ish.... well not really...

PS. if you want to see the result then hear.

I love British TV! Rate Comment Follow

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

BEA: digeston disaster

nothing like going down the esophagus!

What! finally i get a new adventure made tats not for a Holiday and its about Digestion?!?! humth! well the next one wont be about Dino's ether but their will not be a shortage of prehistoric goodness!

BTW this wasn't made from my free will ether... its a science project and i just wanted an excuse to do this!

BTW again all spore fans please check out the next BEA! ( HINT HINT!)

also ( man i really got alot of news today!) I'm planing a Christmas BEA with music from reliant K (or at lest from the CD "let in snow baby, lat it reindeer") and also i will release the DINOPEDEA BETA on Christmas to! LOVE ME! and one more thing if any one has any Questions about my life and want to BE mail me ( kinda like SB email) please come by!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

paleovewer: Off Rode Raptor safari!



ARG! I HATE RICK (raptor) he keeps taking my stuff! which means its time for one for my special "anger management" game..






now before i go on i want to thank raptor Lewis for correcting my spelling of "Review". their shod be more friendly people on the Internet! Thanks! now fore the acuil review! as the name says you drive a car around ( and I'm just guessing hear!) one of the menny jungle places in protos. Wat i fount weird is their wear only raptors? what is it the annual swift robber convention of something? and the feathers on thos raptors look more like a macaws feathers then the pink purple and blue ( or brown red and gray if old) 0f the raptors Ive seen! anyway... you use the car to RUN THEM OVER! talk about saurian cruelty! But its fun if SOMEONE is stealing your stuff. once you do run them over you have to get them to a portal so the meat will be used to make NUM NUMS. you have a time limit to so...

the graphics are grate! But the sad problem is you have to have a program called Unity or it wont work for a long time. their are lots of cool plases to jump of, drive, run into, accidentally fall of, and do ...


SICK STUNTS! and if that isn't enof you can get alot of Achievements! like if you damage ALL your car in one go! or if you get 6 raptors with one go! i bet it wold be illegal to play her if it wasn't for the fact that every one hates Velociraptors! ( like me) unless you are anti hurt raptor then you will love this game as much as i do! and if your still ain't convinced, then hears something that will shock you which answers the queston" who's driving the car ?"
WHAT THE MICRORAPTOR! i mean! A RAPTORS HUNTING RAPTORS!
I've seen every thing in this game!
rating: DA BEST!
GRATE!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Ed's Giant Buns!

now im not talking about butcheeks.... but if you saw " dinosaur atopsy" an the NGC then you know whut im talking about. all a long i knew about the ereguler size of the tale compaerd to other hadrosaurs. why? why why why? i have a theory... it had a big but... cus it had a big tumy, ( kids this will be complacated) if edmontosaurs had a big tummy... it must have atein alot and if it ate alot it um... went number 2 alot and if it went number 2 alot it probitly Farted alot. under stand? good. now i know an edmontosaurus, he is the ansestor of Dkoda. ( the fossal that thay found) and he ( sorry frend) has a HUGE BUT! as IsisMasshiro sead onse...
http://isismasshiro.deviantart.com/art/Nom-Nom-125340748
I like big buts and i can not lie!!!
well acshuly i can...


my frend. the edmontosaurus.